Monday, October 3, 2011

Alien abduction Do's and Dont's

Here's an alien abduction Do's and Dont's list copied from The Encyclopedia Of Immaturity; How To Never Grow Up   By Klutz, published 2007 by Klutz

DO identify which are aliens, and which are furniture.
DO comply with all alien instructions, even if you don't understand them.
DO ask to use the restroom before leaving the command centre.
DON'T try to drive the spaceship,take pictures, chew with your mouth open , or use "The Force"

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